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The Politics of Big Brother

I don’t know if you’ve been following the “Big Brother” flap across the pond, so here’s a quick recap:

“Big Brother” is a wildly popular reality show in the UK (and damn near everywhere else) in which several strangers live in a house together under constant surveillance. What separates it from the other 800 shows that fit that description? Nothing worth mentioning, which means it’s built on a precarious balance of the following:

  1. Profitable (good-looking) idiots
  2. Competitions designed to help the audience pick favorites
  3. The hatred that everyone has for his fellow man
  4. Voting to eliminate certain participants
  5. Boobs (which separate reality television from politics, except in California)

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