Cheney to Beat Crap Out of Bush
WASHINGTON — After delivering the State of the Union address
, President George W. Bush returned to the Oval Office to find a mysterious note on the Resolute desk. The note read “Mural Room. 3:00,” but lacked any information on the meeting’s topic. Bush wondered if it could have been about something in his speech — the troop escalation in Iraq, his health plan or perhaps even that little bone he threw to the environmental wackos who point to all this “evidence” that the planet is getting hotter, the part where he said the U.S. should cut gas usage by 20 percent in 10 years.
Before Bush could ask an aide to elaborate, Vice President Dick Cheney appeared in the doorway.
“Twenty percent in 10 years huh, pal?” said the vice president whose fortunes depend on the energy industry, smacking one fist into an open palm. “Yeah, I’ll show you 20 percent. Mural room. Be there. Don’t be a pussy.”