This week’s column is up at the Daily Camera and it’s about my possible bid for the White House:

Homeland security: It took me a little over a week to catch a mouse that was in my apartment. Longer than I’d like, for sure — especially with my friend Rachael constantly telling me I was going to die of hantavirus because the mouse was making doots in my food — but I got the job done on a pretty low budget. Plus, nobody was able to sneak in and get cellphone video of the mouse’s demise.

Some of my friends are a little weaker on this issue, including my buddy Drinkin’ Boots, who recently saw that part of his screen door needed repair, ripped it off, threw it in a bush and went inside to eat bacon. Is that how you want this country run? Didn’t think so. Basically, that’s a strike against me and my friends for president.

(Veep veep, mm, veep veep, yeah!)

Also, tomorrow night is the Secret Circus at CU-Boulder’s Old Main. 8 p.m. Free. Juice and cookies! A sneak preview video should be posted late tonight or early tomorrow.  Tonight, Elisha and I will be telling jokes at Albums Bistro at 8 p.m. Headlining will be Andrew Orvedahl and we’ll also be graced by the presence of Aaron Gabow.