MIAMI–Now that the Super Bowl is over, the game was won and lost and the commercials were aired, the United States can go back to talking about wieners and boobs.
Some observers are questioning whether Prince’s guitar solo, in which he was silhouetted behind a sheet, was just a guitar solo. Bloggers have said that the guitar, shaped like the singer’s famous insignia, may have appeared phallic. Some believe the guitar may have actually been Prince’s giant wang.

The issue is particularly sensitive after the last time CBS aired the Super Bowl in 2004, when Janet Jackson exposed her wang. Worse, officials believe there may have been in excess of 80,000 wangs in the area at the time.

“We are looking into the situation, we are choosing our steps carefully and we are looking into preventative measures to keep wieners and boobs off of future Super Bowls on CBS,” said CBS spokesman Greg Aiello.

See: Totally pathetic AP story, “Was Prince’s Super performance too revealing?,” which CNN put on its front page.