Joketivism season
This week’s column is up.
I’m sure it has been just as wild for you as it has for the folks I know. Our old pal Drinkin’ Boots, for example, called me with this message over the weekend: “Dave, I just walked past a bus full of pirates, and in the context of this week it wasn’t even weird.” Totally unfazed! Take that, world!
So what do we do now? We take the time to tackle those totally bizarre projects we’ve been swearing we’ll get around to. You know the ones. The ones you say out loud once and then feel weird about and try to forget:
- “I’m going to laminate my degree for use as a placemat.”
- “I’m going to get certified as something. I don’t care what.”
- “I’m going to learn to play ‘Livin’ On a Prayer’ on my harmonica so I can impress a girl on Valentine’s Day.”
Time to get to work…