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Using education to melt right-wing witches

Right-wing nutjob Neal Boortz claims that teachers unions are “much more dangerous than al Qaeda.” This is encouraging because, typically, teachers have been on my side in most matters, and I’d like to band together with the educators to find Boortz and kick his ass.

Just me and a bunch of science teachers with books and fossils. And maybe some of those stick-and-ball atomic models and we could use atoms that spell something funny, like, I don’t know… BeOTcH (beryllium, oxygen, technetium, helium — I need a scientist like Aaron Gabow to tell me how to make that sound like an actual compound, feasible or not). Read the rest of this entry »