The astronaut now famous for wearing a diaper while driving across the country to kidnap her rival in a space love triangle — did you see this? — apparently saw several of what USA Today calls “steamy emails” between her astronaut lover and the other woman.

I don’t know about you, but I’d avoid the word “steamy” in any future diaper-related stories.

One of the emails had a line about “tearing your clothes off,” which, for a guy floating around in a spacesuit, might not have been a great idea.

Word is, the woman didn’t know about the emails until she was tipped off by Scooter Libby. Libby says he heard it from Tim Russert. Tim Russert says he heard it from Libby. Now all we need is Robert Novak speeding across the bayou wearing a diaper.

Two New Jersey women are suing a sperm bank for $3 million for lost materials.

After the suit became public, the rest of New Jersey stood up and offered to help.

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