OK. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen anything that was funnier in the first second of watching it. In the end, it’s mostly creepy for a ton of reasons. A quick search for “Burdick” on YouTube returns plenty of things. I was curious to see what other Burdicks out there are up to since my interaction with such people has been exclusively memorable and usually really strange.

This is no exception. Ladies and gentlemen, please meet:

Michele Burdick

Click through to see the comments on the video which are, to say the least, so shocking that you might die of death. And that’s saying the least. You know what? Forget it. Here are the comments in question:

michele burdick is the hottest fbb and thats saying alot!!

I would give anything to bang her.

And I would give anything to be banged by her…

Bodybuilding is a hell of a thing. Here’s what I know about it: nothing. Despite living in Boulder, Colorado, home of the truly health-obsessed, I’m just a regular dude who quit running a while ago because it got cold.

I just noticed, for the first time, that I have gained fat. This coincided almost exactly with the week that I started a spreadsheet to keep track of the various beers I’ve tried. Now I feel like an idiot because:

1. I’m gaining fat.
2. I’m obviously to thin to give a shit.
3. I have a beer spreadsheet and a running spreadsheet.
4. I am moving to a place where the costs of both exercise and beer are prohibitively high from a place where, typically, the enthusiasts of both running and beer are prohibitively high.

So now I’m eating baby carrots like it’s going to help.