Ways in which NY is like Coors Field
OK, I’ve only been here for a little under a week, but I think it’s fair for me to start making sweeping generalizations about New York. This is an abridged list of ways in which living in New York is like living inside of Coors Field, home of the Colorado Rockies, a Major League Baseball team.
1. A lot of hot dog stands.
2. A single beer can cost $10.
3. They mostly sell imports and would like you to believe that Coors is the only beer from Colorado.
4. Sometimes it smells like pee.
5. Nobody cares about the Rockies.