A woman known as “the Egyptian Dr. Ruth” is now so popular in the Arab world that she has speaking engagements booked a quarter of a year in advance to talk about sex. She tells her audiences that the Quran encourages more frequent sex, which is a great idea since telling people to do what religious texts say has been improving society pretty much without any hitches for like thousands of years.

Her sex talks have been met with some criticism though, particularly the parts where she says that the Quran also promotes foreplay. In response, religious leaders have claimed to have uncovered an ancient, previously unknown chapter of the Quran all about blowjobs.

Today Stephen Hawking went weightless in a plane over Florida in an attempt to further show off that he is the world’s most sciencey science guy. Come on, the guy’s a genius and he weighs nothing? Can he please just be fat or have some kind of flaw that makes it worth not being Stephen Hawking? Anything? Anything at all?