Miranda July, speak for us.
eBay has never been less practical or more awesome (and I mean that sincerely). McSweeney’s just had some stuff go down and they’re out about $130,000. So they’re doing this big auction and the three best items are hand-written notes by Miranda July:
Miranda July invites someone to your house.
Miranda July apologizes for you.
Miranda July congratulates you or a friend.
All totally amazing, especially if you have a screw-up worth several hundred dollars’ (and climbing) worth of apology.