Mike Vick…
Embattled Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is petitioning for the reinstatement of Pacman Jones because he provides good cover for other screw-ups in the NFL.
PETA protesters showed up to let the NFL know they thought Vick’s alleged dogfighting business was cause for suspension. A whole lot of ‘em. Vick, enterpreneurial by nature and a two-birds-with-one-stone kind of guy, is considering trying to turn a profit by paying PETA protesters to fight each other and opening up the betting. I might check it out. Smart money’s always on the one with the giant papier-mache puppet — they’re cleverer, have better stamina and a puppet.
Nike suspended the release of the Michael Vick shoe they’d been planning. I have a thought on a way to market these without losing the dough they spent on production: chew toys. You know, for dogs.