New York is melting, the world may be ending
The subways and city in general were a giant mess in NYC today thanks to underground flooding and, I swear, a tornado. The result was that I walked to school through the sweatiest weather I’ve endured in a while and lost about 40 lbs. on the walk to school. So now I weigh 10 lbs.
Being that it was rush hour, it had the added effect of a weird reversal on the wet t-shirt contest. Suddenly all these guy in shirts and ties were soaked through, holding their shirts away from their bodies. And instead of beer and water being sprayed everywhere, it was hatred. I learned some new swear words.
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