OK, OK, so I said we’d take it easy today, but I found another easy-to-digest piece of information. Hillary Clinton was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night and the NYT’s The Caucus blog posted video and text of her “Top 10″ campaign promises. Click through for the video or read ‘em here:

10. Bring stability and long term security to “The View.”

9. Each year on my birthday, every American gets a cupcake.

8. You’ll have the option of rolling dice against the IRS for double-or-nothing on your taxes.

7. Having trouble getting a flight and Air Force One is available -– it’s yours.

6. My vice president will never shoot anybody in the face.

5. Turn Gitmo into a Dairy Queen as soon as possible.

4. For over a century there have been only two Dakotas –- I plan to double that.

3. We will finally have a president who doesn’t mind pulling over and asking for directions. Am I right, ladies?

2. I will appoint a committee to find out what the heck is happening on “Lost.”

1. One more pantsuit joke and Letterman disappears.

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Neither you nor I have the time for another mammoth post like yesterday’s right now, so instead of that, here’s an addendum. The Onion had a “What do you think?” feature on Sen. Larry Craig today. Have a great weekend!