Onio’Reilly
The Onion has a fake column this week “by” Bill O’Reilly, titled “Maybe We Should Try Coddling The Terrorists:”
Take Osama bin Laden, for example. He’s still a sworn foe of mine, but trying to smoke him out of his hole hasn’t been working too well. We can’t seem to find this guy through violence and intimidation, so let’s send him a fruit basket instead. Let’s pamper him and the rest of his evil band of freedom haters.