News and entertainment know what’s best. Let’s listen to them.

At this point in the 2004 primaries…

In case you’re already figuring out who’ll be on H. Clinton’s ticket, Wikipedia has another nugget worth re-publishing:

December 17 [2003] - A CBS News/New York Times poll of likely Democratic primary voters shows Howard Dean getting 23% of the vote, with Wesley Clark at 10%, Joe Lieberman at 10%, Richard Gephardt at 6%, Al Sharpton at 5%, John Kerry at 4%, John Edwards at 2%, Carol Moseley-Braun at 1%, Dennis Kucinich at 1%, and the remaining 28% undecided.

Dean, Clark, Lieberman. Kerry was behind Sharpton.

Don’t come back, old lady

[Somehow, this didn’t get published from Denver International Airport. Their wi-fi is free, but spotty at the end of the A terminal. Better than LaGuardia’s, though, which charges you.]

She is wearing as much gaudy jewelry as 50 Cent, and not as well as he does. She lives in Westchester. She grew up in Yonkers. She is wearing a fur thing that I don’t understand, green and brown tartan pants. Brown suede shoes. A smug smile.

She has an anesthesiologist son who lives in Denver.

“Why else would I be here?” she says, within earshot.

I am now forced to listen to the rest of her hate speech. A tamer moment:

“They say, ‘Oh, it’s beautiful.’ I got here. I see the mountains. I got the idea.”

A nice young man from Ann Arbor — now of Brooklyn Heights — lazily defends Denver and Boulder.

She is sure that SUNY schools are better than CU-Boulder. I make a note to Google “SUNY-Buffalo and Nobel.”

She’s not opposed to all non-New York locations.

“Boca,” she says. “The action’s there.”

I look forward to making sure she gets on the plane and gets the hell out of Colorado. Read the rest of this entry »

Best sentence of the day: beard edition

Today we’ll keep it simple, because I have a lot to do. In one of my many Wikidventures, I found this fantastic sentence:

“Drummer Frank Beard does not have a beard.”

And a video:


Of course, that’s not the video that was nominated in 1984 MTV award for best editing.