In old country, politician endorses YOU.
I didn’t actually think that politicians would ever tap into the Mountain Dew/Red Bull-fueled underbelly of message-forum Internet humor, but here we go:
Who will get the Rhett and Link endorsement? (Hint: Giuliani.) Or the Chocolate Rain guy? Or that kid who flipped out about chocolate milk while playing Halo? “I want some MFING MIKE GRAVEL!”