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To-dos.

My head hurts. My neck, too. Could be a big weekend. To-do list time.

Send beret by Express Mail. Send inside-joke-fueled Internet holiday card to classmates. Plan more environmental posts. Write several one-sentence short stories for show tonight. Read Steve Martin’s book, continue to be amazed by it. Take journalism and law exam. Do holiday shopping. Eat breakfast three times. Etc.