Fifteen seconds of television that I wish went somewhere more interesting:
In my version, Billy Mays becomes incensed about the Sham-Wow ripping off the ‘Sorb-ease and points into the camera to specifically call out the Sham-Wow guy, making up silly names like Sham-Pow and Crap-Chop, then threatens physical violence toward Vince, the Sham-Wow/SlapChop guy.
OH WAIT, that happened on the radio:
It’s like the WWE! But worse! Or better? I don’t know anymore.
I ain’t the Beastie Boys Boys or Run DMC / I’m Billy Mays I’ll knock you down to your knees!