Remember when I moved to New York and we had fun on my birthday?

And remember when we opened that bar that failed because the only sign was one we painted inside on a wall over some pipes?

The only thing worse was that driving school we opened. That was terrible.

But let's go a little farther back. Remember growing up in Greenwood Village?

And then becoming men out on the prairie?

And then inventing the internet?

Camelot is a silly place.

Remember when we cloned ourselves?

Remember when we all watched "Multiplicity?"

Remember when we made even more clones and started an army?

Also, remember when we invented the internet a second time?

Camelot is a silly place.

But at least we learned how to do some stuff that seems to have been useful.

So. Here's to the future, then.

Happy birthday!